imagine bucky moving into the tower and making friends with tony's bots. they're easier to deal with than people, since they don't have any particular expectations. they make him breakfast, and he makes them origami and flower chains or something, and they LOVE it. imagine tony walking into one of his storage rooms to find dum-e carefully placing a paper frog on the top of a large pile of bucky's gifts.
when he finds out that bucky has been making all this stuff, he insists that it be used to decorate the lab - within safety limits of course - because the bots love it and bucky made it and there’s no reason for all of it to sit in a storage closet. that’s ridiculous.
the next time bucky sees dum-e, he’s wearing a flower crown and he doesn’t take it off for weeks.
Sterek AU: After months of ridiculous pining and many many failed attempts at trying to ask Derek out on a date, Stiles sort of accidentally loses all pretense and finesse on one of their stake outs. Because Derek was just sitting there, with his stupid shoulders and the creak of his leather jacket whenever he shifted in his seat and Stiles had been rummaging through his fries, very specifically avoiding eye contact and trying very hard not to do something stupid. Like shove himself into Derek’s lap and find out if he can actually get beard burn if he eats at Derek’s mouth long enough.
But then Derek made some dry comment about Stiles’ surveillance skills and Stiles had laughed almost hysterically, heart pounding in the back of his throat and blurted, "So you wanna go out with me?"
And Derek had just- shrugged, eyes slowly drifting from their gaze out the window, pausing slightly before finally resting on Stiles.
Sure. Like it was that easy, like Stiles had just offered Derek a drink of his soda and not something so horrifically pathetic as an actual date with a seventeen year old boy who couldn’t be eloquent enough to actually eat slow enough to taste his food.
Stiles was going to die of a heart attack before he ever experienced his first romantic entanglement.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
(774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”
He shouldn’t have let Cora talk him into this; at this point in his life he should know better, but now it’s too late, and he’s facing this alone because Erica is visiting her parents, and Boyd just…